"Well Mother, we learned that Moses went behind the enemy lines and freed the Israelites. Then he took the army engineers and built a pontoon bridge across the Red Sea. Then when the Egyptians tank division started to cross over the bridge he called in the dive bombers and blew them to bits."

His mother was outraged and said, "IS THAT WHAT YOUR SCHOOL TEACHER IS TEACHING YOU?"

The little boy looked down for a moment and finally said, "Well - no Mom, but if I told you what she taught us this morning there's no way you would believe it!"