Family Service
The Family Service is held on the 2nd Sunday of every month and welcomes families of all shapes, sizes and ages. It can get a little noisier than usual services but the sermon is usually a little shorter than usual.

Sung Eucharist
The Sung Eucharist is held on the 1st and 3rd Sunday of every month and welcomes all those who appreciate a good sing-a-long, although "roll ot the barrel" is usually substituted for something from the hymn books.

Eucharist
The Eucharist Service is held every 3rd Sunday. This is the "No Frills" version.

Evensong
The Evensong Service is held every Sunday and incorporates Psalms and prayer, their isn't a Eucharist at these services.

Matins
The Matins Service is held every 5th Sunday (if there is one).

• Z beds will be placed in the foyer for those who say "Sunday is my only day to sleep in.
• There will be a special section with lounge chairs for those who feel that our pews are too hard.
• Eye drops will be available for those with tired eyes from watching TV late Saturday night.
• We will have steel helmets for those who say, "The roof would cave in If I ever came to church."
• Blankets will be furnished for those who think the church is too cold, and fans for those who say it is too hot.
• Scorecards will be available for those who wish to list the hypocrites present.
• Relatives and friends will be in attendance for those who can't go to church and cook dinner, too.
• We will distribute "Stamp Out Stewardship" buttons for those that feel the church is always asking for money.
• One section will be devoted to trees and grass for those who like to seek God in nature.
• Doctors and nurses will be in attendance for those who plan to be sick on Sunday.
• The church will be decorated with both Christmas trees and Easter lilies for those who never have seen the church without them.
• We will provide hearing aids for those who can't hear the preacher and cotton for those who can!!