Minister 1: "I thought I'd get rid of them by sneaking up on them and catching them in my fishing net. I took them out into the woods a few miles away and let them go. Sadly, they were back in church before I could get back there."

Minister 2 "I put a cat up there with them, thinking it would frighten them away. But when I went back to check, the cat had disappeared and the bats were still there."

Minister 3 "I solved the problem. I went up there and baptized and confirmed them and I haven't seen them since."